Ha, Jimmy Kimmel had a funny way of letting everyone know he thinks OJ did it
Ha, Jimmy Kimmel had a funny way of letting everyone know he thinks OJ did it.
After Courtney B. Vance won an Emmy for his portrayal of OJ’s then attorney, Johnny Cochran, Kimmel told everyone that Cochran was “smiling up at us.” And in order to smile up you must be down. And what is down, folks? Hell, of course.
I’m sure that Kimmel’s inference that Cochran got a first class seat, with diesel gasoline drawers on, to hell for getting what many of us believe to be a murderer off, didn’t go over too well with Cochran’s friends or people who believe OJ isn’t as guilty as homemade sin.
But hey, the “truth” hurts for the few who believe OJ has a place in one of God’s many mansions.
The evidence of OJ’s guilt is in the pudding, and the pudding is karma. Karma has a funny way of paying a person back for all of his wrong deeds in life. And where’s OJ for all the wrong deeds he’s done in his life? He’s in prison.
As for Cochran, even the devil and his many shepherds have a right to an attorney. And I don’t believe a man will be marked for hell because he provided the devil what the good, the bad, and the ugly are all due, which is a good defense.
I will, however, give ol’ Jimmy Kimmel there a break on this one because of my belief about OJ’s guilt.
Also, the joke was funny as hell. Ha!
After Courtney B. Vance won an Emmy for his portrayal of OJ’s then attorney, Johnny Cochran, Kimmel told everyone that Cochran was “smiling up at us.” And in order to smile up you must be down. And what is down, folks? Hell, of course.
I’m sure that Kimmel’s inference that Cochran got a first class seat, with diesel gasoline drawers on, to hell for getting what many of us believe to be a murderer off, didn’t go over too well with Cochran’s friends or people who believe OJ isn’t as guilty as homemade sin.
But hey, the “truth” hurts for the few who believe OJ has a place in one of God’s many mansions.
The evidence of OJ’s guilt is in the pudding, and the pudding is karma. Karma has a funny way of paying a person back for all of his wrong deeds in life. And where’s OJ for all the wrong deeds he’s done in his life? He’s in prison.
As for Cochran, even the devil and his many shepherds have a right to an attorney. And I don’t believe a man will be marked for hell because he provided the devil what the good, the bad, and the ugly are all due, which is a good defense.
I will, however, give ol’ Jimmy Kimmel there a break on this one because of my belief about OJ’s guilt.
Also, the joke was funny as hell. Ha!
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